So we here at W.I Enterprises and Associates Inc. LLC decided we would produce some potential new slogans for the greatest country on earth.
America: Making today feel like tomorrow, so tomorrow will look like today.
America: Virile, sexy and fat.
America: So you don't have to.
America: Got your nose!
America: Where everyone can act like a dad.
America: Home of Lebron James
America: Like you don't already know.
America: More than you want, less than you need